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[cybertrixx]

Loneliness Quotient: 42%

Your Personalized Assessment Report:

Your LQ is below 50, suggesting that there are some issues, but overall your situation is not bad. However there is room for improvement. Let's try to discover your problem areas. A weak point for you is the situation with your friends, who are one source of your loneliness problem. This is an area that needs attention. Thankfully, your family is not a source of loneliness for you. Sometimes family can put a strain on your life, but in your case things seem to be okay. You are not completely fulfilled in your romantic life, and this is an area that can be improved upon. However, it does not seem like anything drastic is in order. You have a degree of shyness, so you must try to overcome that in order to bring love and friendships into your life. Thankfully you live in an area where there are your type of people around. Finally, there are some insecurity issues that you should work out. Improving your self-esteem will help you improve your LQ score.

Take the Loneliness Quotient Test at Dating Diversions

For some reason, this test seems to view peace and solitude as a bad thing rather than a break from other people, who are always at least passively demanding? Presumably, you'd score 0% if you never had any time to yourself. That would suck... Ah well!

Comments

[xaviera-x.livejournal.com]

hmm
I didn't think you were lonely.
I got 39%, but my fantasy wasn't on the list of options for that question. I want to be the last human being on earth, so I can finally get on with my life.
Humans are icky.
Humans who invent something called 'loneliness quotient' and write tests with results screens that patronise you? Really icky.
Wonder what the test writer's LQ is? Probably higher than their IQ, at least.

[raphaelcentauri.livejournal.com]

I got 32.

It also seems to think that crying is a bad thing? I like crying, it makes me feel good (it releases endorphines, for crying out loud... no pun intended).

I particularly enjoy the statements in the results: "You can reduce your level of loneliness by finding love" and "You can reduce loneliness by expanding your circle of friends".
No Fucking Shit, Sherlock.

[allseeingeye23.livejournal.com]

I got 16%