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cybertrixxNot posted one of these for ages. So, time to steal TWO from beast_the_yeti
1. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck
2. Do you own an iPod?
It's broken, but yes.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
Hm, tricky. I don't know? Other people are sort of an amorphous mass of words.
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
0900
Which means it's actually set to
0800
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
My cheeks flushed incredibly brightly red and I ran away and hid. Having said that, it was great =D
6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
Maths Lesson when the news came through. Common room (afternoon off) and then headed home. Spent evening watching Fox and CNN do repeat-footage specials.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Considering how *bad* some of the photos I took of my last holiday came out, but considering how *incredibly* unphotogenic I am when not, you know, in kit and snazz...neither?
8. What was the last movie you watched?
300.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
God, I hope not. That would *really* make me feel old.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Hell yes. Including me.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
I once had half a bottle of Midori the night before an exam - I didn't want a repeat of that night in my first year at Uni before my first exam where I utterly failed to sleep at all, being so wired.
It worked.
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
Ooberman - Hey Petrunko
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
CHOCOLATE MILK!
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
By literal definition, yes. I work with passwords at work all the time.
By any other definition, well, I wouldn't say anything other than 'Shhh, it's a secret' would I?
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
A couple of months ago.
16. Can you whistle?
Hell no. Never understood this crazy whistling thing.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes, followed by hair. YES, I SAID IT. HAIR.
18. What are you looking forward to?
Odyssey, Maelstrom 4, mysteriously winning enough money to live on for the rest of my life so I have free time again.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Hell yeah.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Surprisingly, no.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Playing World of Warcraft, probably.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
I have a terrible eye for these things.
23. What was the last song you heard?
VNV Nation - Beloved
24. Last time you cried?
About a month ago, watching the final episode of Battlestar Galactica
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
'Portable desktop replacement' my arse...
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I never really felt like there was much point.
27. What’s the weather like?
Lovely.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
This assumes I have any interest in dating.
29. What did you do before this?
Enjoyed half an hour of my attention not being demanded.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
I don't think I've actually slept on 'the floor' without some kind of bed for...years. Camping probably shouldn't count.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Varies wildly. Sometimes 4 means I enter hyper-attention competent mode. Sometimes it means I join the living dead. I aim for 8, always seem to wake up after 7.5
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
On workdays, yes, though it isn't a great breakfast.
On real days, unlikely. I'm enjoying not having to get up!
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Not exactly.
34. What did you do last night?
Ref meeting.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
No, of course not.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Twenty Se-FUCK OFF
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
I can't take someone seriously on THE INTERNET if they are incapable of being able to type in a coherent fashion.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
Err..
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
Really depends on the person.
40. Do you like mustard?
Yes!
41. Do you sleep on your side?
If I sleep on my back I invariably end up with a crippling headache.
42. Do you watch the news?
If I had a television...I probably still wouldn't. The world happens.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
Craft knife. Slipped on sprue.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
I'm a far more angry, lazy and irritable person than I was a few years ago. This makes me sad. I wish I felt there was another reason above 'I spend 8 hours a day contributing towards ensuring Private Consultants can log into PACS while they're operating on you in the Theatre', buuuut that's it.
45. Do you like anybody?
Yes.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Food.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Um. Left, I think?
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Nose is fine. Ears give me hell if I tip to one side.
49. What colour is your razor?
Blue.
50. What is your blood-type?
Probably should know this...
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Someone with a saw/knife/key, clearly!
52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
That I was in a relationship with an old housemate. This is entirely untrue.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
Apparently they don't help you see in the dark after all. Or something.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
Dining room table?
Oh, you mean at Home. Err...about 8, and one 'box' at one end that two can sit on.
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Sporty. I think.
56. Do you know what time it is?
18:40 says the little magic numbers in the corner of this computer machine.
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
No.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
+noclip
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
Erm. There was that awesome stuff that had green tea goo inside it...
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
The chase is better than the catch? I like playing games. I don't massively care about winning them.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yes.
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
I am undoubtably incorrect in both my definition and usage of many, many words.
63. Do you like to sleep?
I'd be a very unhappy person if I didn't.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Absolutely.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Well, I wouldn't say 'no'...
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
To be able to be on form 80% of the time, rather than 20%
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
I'll shave them before Odyssey.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Both can fuck right off. Monstrous horrible slimy living things underfoot...aaaauugh urgh yuck.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes. AND PINK
71. Describe your hair:
Bad condition. Straggly. Looks good when straightened. Currently black (ish)
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
I don't really have a problem with bugs, but I'm not going to go out of my way to have anything to do with them either.
Also, I have superpowers ever since I was bitten IN THE EYE by a spider.
73. Are you an adult?
Apparently
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Does that term serve any purpose other than to apply a value qualifier to different people's friendship?
75. Do you have a tan?
More so than usual
76. Are you a television addict?
No.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yes. Very much so.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
Oh god, I try but OH GOD THE SUGAR OMNYOMNYOMNYOM
79. Do you like orange juice?
Yes, though I prefer apple juice.
80. What sign are you?
Taurus
1. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
I'm allergic to them.
2. What was your dream growing up?
To systematically replace parts of my body with mechanical analogues and transcend beyond the boundaries of mere flesh.
No, seriously. It really was.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
Being forceful in conversation without getting tongue-tied or sidetracked
4. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Tia Maria and Coke
5. Favourite vegetable?
I'm reliably informed that avocado is not a vegetable, and instead is a fruit. Hence, erm, probably Parsnip?
6. What was the last book you read?
Neuromancer by William Gibson
Currently halfway through The Name of the Rose
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Taurus. Didn't I answer that?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
No.
9. Worst Habit?
Saying 'I'll be right there'
10. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Fuck no. Who are you? Will you try and talk to me while I'm enjoying my own company?
11. What is your favourite sport?
Paintball!
12. Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Optimistic, though gradually being crushed by apathy and fail.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Stare at the wall until you started a conversation.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
All told, I've had an excellent run. Erm, I honestly don't know.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you.
I cannot think properly unless I'm sitting in front of a keyboard, or a piece of paper with a pencil in my hand.
16. Do you have any pets?
Yes! Missy and Marley. Both adorable kitties.
17. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Say hi, and then carry on playing Half-Life 2
18. What was your first impression of me?
You're very interested in asking me self-indulgent questions
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Never really *got* clowns.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Replace my face with a cardboard cut-out of me NOT making a retarded expression whenever I'm photographed
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I have a very strong conscience, apart from when I don't. This sounds a bit weird, but it means I'd be your crime partner and then halfway through I'd turn you into the police. You criminal motherfucker.
22. What colour eyes do you have?
Green, though they look blueish grey in weird light.
23. Ever been arrested?
No.
24. Bottle or can soda?
Can. Tastes nicer.
25. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Not work for half a year! YAY!
26. Appears to be missing.
27. What's your favourite place to hang out?
I like Evil Eye bot don't go there enough.
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
I cannot quite let go of the various conversations I've had with my grandmother on this subject over the years. Yes.
29. Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Write Short Stories / Draw / Play computer games
Computer Games usually win. I never consider a time spent playing computer games to be wasted.
I don't consider LRPtime to be spare time. I consider it to be LRPtime, and essential for the care and maintenance of any Theresa.
30. Do you swear a lot?
Yes.
31. Biggest pet peeve?
This comes and goes. Currently: The idea of 'Comedy' characters suddenly turning super-serious or super-snarky when they find themselves in a serious situation, such as when their life is in danger. This leaves everyone around them trying to work out if they were actually smart and competent and serious all along, or whether the player just dropped the characterisation. Either way, everyone loses.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Aw man, Mary-Sue is two words! How about:
Inconsistent
33. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Nice idea.
34. Favourite and least favourite food?
PIZZA
Snails. No, really, fuck off. Ew.
35. Has run away with 26.
36. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
What?
1. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck
2. Do you own an iPod?
It's broken, but yes.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
Hm, tricky. I don't know? Other people are sort of an amorphous mass of words.
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
0900
Which means it's actually set to
0800
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
My cheeks flushed incredibly brightly red and I ran away and hid. Having said that, it was great =D
6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
Maths Lesson when the news came through. Common room (afternoon off) and then headed home. Spent evening watching Fox and CNN do repeat-footage specials.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Considering how *bad* some of the photos I took of my last holiday came out, but considering how *incredibly* unphotogenic I am when not, you know, in kit and snazz...neither?
8. What was the last movie you watched?
300.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
God, I hope not. That would *really* make me feel old.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Hell yes. Including me.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
I once had half a bottle of Midori the night before an exam - I didn't want a repeat of that night in my first year at Uni before my first exam where I utterly failed to sleep at all, being so wired.
It worked.
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
Ooberman - Hey Petrunko
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
CHOCOLATE MILK!
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
By literal definition, yes. I work with passwords at work all the time.
By any other definition, well, I wouldn't say anything other than 'Shhh, it's a secret' would I?
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
A couple of months ago.
16. Can you whistle?
Hell no. Never understood this crazy whistling thing.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes, followed by hair. YES, I SAID IT. HAIR.
18. What are you looking forward to?
Odyssey, Maelstrom 4, mysteriously winning enough money to live on for the rest of my life so I have free time again.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Hell yeah.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Surprisingly, no.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Playing World of Warcraft, probably.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
I have a terrible eye for these things.
23. What was the last song you heard?
VNV Nation - Beloved
24. Last time you cried?
About a month ago, watching the final episode of Battlestar Galactica
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
'Portable desktop replacement' my arse...
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I never really felt like there was much point.
27. What’s the weather like?
Lovely.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
This assumes I have any interest in dating.
29. What did you do before this?
Enjoyed half an hour of my attention not being demanded.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
I don't think I've actually slept on 'the floor' without some kind of bed for...years. Camping probably shouldn't count.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Varies wildly. Sometimes 4 means I enter hyper-attention competent mode. Sometimes it means I join the living dead. I aim for 8, always seem to wake up after 7.5
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
On workdays, yes, though it isn't a great breakfast.
On real days, unlikely. I'm enjoying not having to get up!
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Not exactly.
34. What did you do last night?
Ref meeting.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
No, of course not.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Twenty Se-FUCK OFF
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
I can't take someone seriously on THE INTERNET if they are incapable of being able to type in a coherent fashion.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
Err..
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
Really depends on the person.
40. Do you like mustard?
Yes!
41. Do you sleep on your side?
If I sleep on my back I invariably end up with a crippling headache.
42. Do you watch the news?
If I had a television...I probably still wouldn't. The world happens.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
Craft knife. Slipped on sprue.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
I'm a far more angry, lazy and irritable person than I was a few years ago. This makes me sad. I wish I felt there was another reason above 'I spend 8 hours a day contributing towards ensuring Private Consultants can log into PACS while they're operating on you in the Theatre', buuuut that's it.
45. Do you like anybody?
Yes.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Food.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Um. Left, I think?
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Nose is fine. Ears give me hell if I tip to one side.
49. What colour is your razor?
Blue.
50. What is your blood-type?
Probably should know this...
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Someone with a saw/knife/key, clearly!
52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
That I was in a relationship with an old housemate. This is entirely untrue.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
Apparently they don't help you see in the dark after all. Or something.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
Dining room table?
Oh, you mean at Home. Err...about 8, and one 'box' at one end that two can sit on.
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Sporty. I think.
56. Do you know what time it is?
18:40 says the little magic numbers in the corner of this computer machine.
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
No.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
+noclip
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
Erm. There was that awesome stuff that had green tea goo inside it...
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
The chase is better than the catch? I like playing games. I don't massively care about winning them.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yes.
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
I am undoubtably incorrect in both my definition and usage of many, many words.
63. Do you like to sleep?
I'd be a very unhappy person if I didn't.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Absolutely.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Well, I wouldn't say 'no'...
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
To be able to be on form 80% of the time, rather than 20%
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
I'll shave them before Odyssey.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Both can fuck right off. Monstrous horrible slimy living things underfoot...aaaauugh urgh yuck.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes. AND PINK
71. Describe your hair:
Bad condition. Straggly. Looks good when straightened. Currently black (ish)
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
I don't really have a problem with bugs, but I'm not going to go out of my way to have anything to do with them either.
Also, I have superpowers ever since I was bitten IN THE EYE by a spider.
73. Are you an adult?
Apparently
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Does that term serve any purpose other than to apply a value qualifier to different people's friendship?
75. Do you have a tan?
More so than usual
76. Are you a television addict?
No.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yes. Very much so.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
Oh god, I try but OH GOD THE SUGAR OMNYOMNYOMNYOM
79. Do you like orange juice?
Yes, though I prefer apple juice.
80. What sign are you?
Taurus
1. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
I'm allergic to them.
2. What was your dream growing up?
To systematically replace parts of my body with mechanical analogues and transcend beyond the boundaries of mere flesh.
No, seriously. It really was.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
Being forceful in conversation without getting tongue-tied or sidetracked
4. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Tia Maria and Coke
5. Favourite vegetable?
I'm reliably informed that avocado is not a vegetable, and instead is a fruit. Hence, erm, probably Parsnip?
6. What was the last book you read?
Neuromancer by William Gibson
Currently halfway through The Name of the Rose
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Taurus. Didn't I answer that?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
No.
9. Worst Habit?
Saying 'I'll be right there'
10. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Fuck no. Who are you? Will you try and talk to me while I'm enjoying my own company?
11. What is your favourite sport?
Paintball!
12. Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Optimistic, though gradually being crushed by apathy and fail.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Stare at the wall until you started a conversation.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
All told, I've had an excellent run. Erm, I honestly don't know.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you.
I cannot think properly unless I'm sitting in front of a keyboard, or a piece of paper with a pencil in my hand.
16. Do you have any pets?
Yes! Missy and Marley. Both adorable kitties.
17. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Say hi, and then carry on playing Half-Life 2
18. What was your first impression of me?
You're very interested in asking me self-indulgent questions
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Never really *got* clowns.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Replace my face with a cardboard cut-out of me NOT making a retarded expression whenever I'm photographed
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I have a very strong conscience, apart from when I don't. This sounds a bit weird, but it means I'd be your crime partner and then halfway through I'd turn you into the police. You criminal motherfucker.
22. What colour eyes do you have?
Green, though they look blueish grey in weird light.
23. Ever been arrested?
No.
24. Bottle or can soda?
Can. Tastes nicer.
25. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Not work for half a year! YAY!
26. Appears to be missing.
27. What's your favourite place to hang out?
I like Evil Eye bot don't go there enough.
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
I cannot quite let go of the various conversations I've had with my grandmother on this subject over the years. Yes.
29. Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Write Short Stories / Draw / Play computer games
Computer Games usually win. I never consider a time spent playing computer games to be wasted.
I don't consider LRPtime to be spare time. I consider it to be LRPtime, and essential for the care and maintenance of any Theresa.
30. Do you swear a lot?
Yes.
31. Biggest pet peeve?
This comes and goes. Currently: The idea of 'Comedy' characters suddenly turning super-serious or super-snarky when they find themselves in a serious situation, such as when their life is in danger. This leaves everyone around them trying to work out if they were actually smart and competent and serious all along, or whether the player just dropped the characterisation. Either way, everyone loses.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Aw man, Mary-Sue is two words! How about:
Inconsistent
33. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Nice idea.
34. Favourite and least favourite food?
PIZZA
Snails. No, really, fuck off. Ew.
35. Has run away with 26.
36. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
What?
