Another day on the Desk

[cybertrixx]

"Morning,

Would it be possible to install UNREAD MAIL onto my email address"

These people are in charge of your healthcare.

Comments

[zeratil.livejournal.com]

Yesterday:

Hello,

My keyboard is dirty, please can you send a specialist to clean it?

[draconas-rage.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry sir, you have been declared too stupid to use a computer.

[zeratil.livejournal.com]

*wishes fervently he could say this*

[casparrrrgh.livejournal.com]

Ah hello misanthropy! Where did you get to over the weekend?

[ebonclad.livejournal.com]

... *Headdesk.*

[ultharkitty.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I understand what they think they want...

[tamerterra.livejournal.com]

I think they can't find their inbox. Or perhaps they want to filter out the emails they've already read? *shrug*

[cybertrixx.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure they did either...

Still. That may just have been the most enjoyable ticket I've had all day.

[zaitan.livejournal.com]

I do hate lusers sometimes, I have had a rash of idiotic ones recently.

They apologise for not being computer literate, they should be apologising for not being able to follow basic instructions.

Although it does not help when my colleagues do not pass on said instructions.