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The horror...
Jan. 28th, 2007 04:36 amFirst:
Perfume is great! Go see. But only if you like movies that would be classed as 'sensual'. Just watch it and see what I mean. Strangely hypnotic. I wanna play an alchemist now...
Second:
Oh god the horror. Just watched Sacred Flesh. Lesbian Nun pseudo-porn filled with ridiculously blasphemous imagery (can you say naked female christ being crucified while 'administered to' by a suicidal mother superior as she hallucinates while being taunted at the gates of heaven by a demonic mary magdalene, a skeletal nun and what appears to be a cybergoth wrapped in green clingfilm?). I watched this movie with my mum. The Horror.
Third:
Archangel Thunderbird: Stop Motion Mecha Angels fight the primordial evil Baal and his Sadomasochistic Dinosaur Servant Dygon.
I get the feeling that the woman (who also plays the aforementioned green clingfilm-clad cybergoth in the previous abomination) who plays Miki had way, way too much fun. And hell, if you got to wear that costume and play a character like that, wouldn't you too? With a budget that would make your average old dr. who episode seem epic, and with a 20 minute running time, they didn't have much to work on. Somehow, however, something went ever-so-right. It's Power Rangers meets Evangelion meets Pokemon. It's free to download. And it's great!
Fourth:
Dominator: The Mecha Demon Lord Dominator kicks ass and fights monsters with his trusty katana, his scantily clad sidekick Lady Violator, and the power of METAL. He has a guitar. He plays it, and lightning bolts come out.
It doesn't get any more awesomely cheesy than this.
Perfume is great! Go see. But only if you like movies that would be classed as 'sensual'. Just watch it and see what I mean. Strangely hypnotic. I wanna play an alchemist now...
Second:
Oh god the horror. Just watched Sacred Flesh. Lesbian Nun pseudo-porn filled with ridiculously blasphemous imagery (can you say naked female christ being crucified while 'administered to' by a suicidal mother superior as she hallucinates while being taunted at the gates of heaven by a demonic mary magdalene, a skeletal nun and what appears to be a cybergoth wrapped in green clingfilm?). I watched this movie with my mum. The Horror.
Third:
Archangel Thunderbird: Stop Motion Mecha Angels fight the primordial evil Baal and his Sadomasochistic Dinosaur Servant Dygon.
I get the feeling that the woman (who also plays the aforementioned green clingfilm-clad cybergoth in the previous abomination) who plays Miki had way, way too much fun. And hell, if you got to wear that costume and play a character like that, wouldn't you too? With a budget that would make your average old dr. who episode seem epic, and with a 20 minute running time, they didn't have much to work on. Somehow, however, something went ever-so-right. It's Power Rangers meets Evangelion meets Pokemon. It's free to download. And it's great!
Fourth:
Dominator: The Mecha Demon Lord Dominator kicks ass and fights monsters with his trusty katana, his scantily clad sidekick Lady Violator, and the power of METAL. He has a guitar. He plays it, and lightning bolts come out.
It doesn't get any more awesomely cheesy than this.
