New Years Resolution

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Poke a badger with a spoon. Get your resolution here.

Errr, yeees. I can see three ways to go about doing this:

1. Find an actual badger, poke it with an actual spoon

2. Find a pint of badger (beer), poke it with a spoon (Less fun)

3. Find a samurai badger, poke it with...erm...a spoon? (Remember *those* samurai badgers? Imagine trying to poke one of them. Eeek!)