Xochiyotl
Me: Argh! err... Scholars! Mill-en! Illini! Hunapa!
Xochiyotl: ...
Me: Erm... Got caught in Maelstrom and have funny images in my head?

Hiat
Me: I'm not interested! I'm /really/ not interested. (runs away)

Su
Have nervous breakdown. Probably get repeatedly poked by Su in an attempted to work out why I was staring blankly into middle-distance.
Su: Hello! Where you from?! You not wibbly! Hey! Ne?